…when you’re on minute 25 of your interminable breast pumping session that has no end in sight and you look up and see that your infant has triumphed over the baby obstacle course that you put in her path and has reached the VCR and has taken one of your dvds hostage? And you try to use reason, shiny objects, and your camera flash to convince her to abandon her new favorite toy? And you know how that doesn’t work at all, and she decides that the dvd and the floor need to become better acquainted…over and over and over again? Rest assured that this is not at all happening to me right now.
Sigh. I hope those weren’t episodes I liked.